Behold! The Angel spoketh unto me!
Debating mortal heavens and hells, unbeknownst to me until I fealt the overwhelming prescence of the Lord, a shining angel came down from the heavens to help me find refuge and solace from my predicament ov over-priced coffee and confusing Wi-Fi set ups:
And behold, the angel spoketh unto me!
“Go to Whole Foods! Though shall find free Wi-Fi, and there coffee actually tastes better than Starbucks’ trademark battery-acid uni-flavor brand!”
I wept into my hands:
“But how shall I go unto where thou would beseeach me! ? STARBUCKS IS ALL I KNOW!”
Behold, the kind angel took pity upon my mortal dillema~
“Be not afraid child of God, for life is change, we are change, you are change! Have faith that God shall guide you from your terrible over-priced consumer crisis for he has let his fair and just will be known to you- with coffee costing only ten cents higher than Starbucks and free internet, know that heaven awaits all mortals who seek it, and to all whom are willing to change(brands)”
I cried with joy.
“No more shall I be reamed by Starbucks, Whole foods shall be my soul redeemer and reamer only with free internet”
I begged the angel stay, but alas he couldeth noteth. I bid him my thanks and he sped towards the heavens, back to God with my lowly and humble mortal thanketh youeths in hand.
To all whom shall listen, take mine words for I have known and lived the TRUTH! WholeFoods DOES have better coffee and DOES have free internet!
CAN I GET AN AMEN?!?!?!
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
CAN I GET A HALLELEUJA?!
HAAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEELEUJA!
amen~
Z!