Moderate Anonymous
TEN STEP PROGRAM
Surviving Neo-con Nazi holidays requires a slug of mind altering substance right out of the industrial strength Napalm-Eggnog booze bottle. It is at best a daunting task.
Possible, of course, provided one has the resolve to admit you are a recovering righto who has lost your way, now willing to turn you life over to Gawd. Only then can your recovery program begin. Only when you have found a moderate-thinking moral supportive Sponsor, and have attended dozens of MA (Moderate Anonymous) thinking moral support meetings with others also facing the same Right&Left Wing, wacko demons.
Your 10-Step Program of Moderate Anonymous (MA)
Step 1: You must admit you are powerless to over corruptive greed borne of the basic dishonest nature that motivates absurd ideologue thinking. This includes hard-wired belief view that bad government is good for the rest of the planet. Until then your thirst for freedom from oppressive Homeland Security will remain unmanageable.
Step 2: You must accept that mainstream media driven by politicians greasy with oil lobbyist cash are less beneficial to the United States of America than its Constitution– the latter a requirement for hope of restoring sanity to post-Nixon/Regan/Bush administrations.
3. You must make a decision to turn your life over to you. Put it into the care for mainstream society, for fiscal responsibility to care for citizens of your own country rather than going abroad and killing people. The only thing that needs to die is old world traditional family values that guilt you for not inviting Chester the-war-hero child molester to dine at your house on Thanksgiving, or any other day a dead animal. Unless of course its Chester.
4. You must take fearless inventory of all far right Nazi factions then remove them from public offices, replace those who stole elections with inherited family wealth, sufficient to buy enough lawyers to buy decisions from the Supreme Court.
5. You must admit to yourself and, everyone else whom you have hurt, or who will listen, the exact nature of your past doctoral wrongs committed by you and your right-like ilk.
6. You must prepare yourself for truly fair minded, middle of the road semi-conservative caring candidates willing to remove all defective characteristics from the current federal police state.
7. You must humbly work to remove current criminals of both parties from elective offices in all local, state, and federal jurisdictions.
8. You must make a list of all current American politicians, remove those unwilling to serve the people, and make amends to the 4 left. (Note of caution here– there could be 6, or even 8, perhaps as many as a dozen.)
9. You must clean out Unions that own child indoctrination systems of child abuse and replace the Public Education System which has inflicted “War of Terror” on children since teaching them drills to hide under their desks during nuclear blasts. Children need to be taught the difference between a noun and a verb, beginning with, “War on terror,” is not a complete sentence, stupid.
10. You must return governmental theft dollars to the vast middle class, lower taxes, outlaw murder of all unborn children, adhere to the U.S. Constitution, reflect the fact that “Marriage” as a holy sacrament between one man and one woman is nothing more than a religious doctrine designed to control women not served well by marriage, outlawing deficit spending, gun control, end affirmative action, diversity training, and make PC brainwashing a federal crime.
Editor’s Note: Remove every far Righty and Lefty political thought until your severe mental disorder subsides.
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