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Archive for August, 2008
Those who delight in gloating while watching liberals eat crow are hoping that Democrats and the media recover in time to witness the McCain swearing in ceremony on January 20, 2009. McCain’s brilliant counter punch to Obamamania pits a beautiful 40-something woman of integrity, intelligence, and warmth against a balding “old school” white guy with plagiarism as his only certifiable talent. Guess who best represents positive change in the upcoming election? Hint: It is not that US Senator from Delaware who has been on the public dole for 35 years, and who happens to be the poster child for the status quo. Rather, it is a young, bright female Governor who brings freshness and innocence to the fray at a time when most Americans are fed up with phony Messiahs and other creations of the liberal media who promise change, but who deliver only tired old rhetoric and simplistic double talk. Sarah Palin’s ascension to national prominence Behold, rejected Clintonistas everywhere: John McCain and Sarah Palin represent real change and real hope for women.
The Republican Party as an organization that put George Bush into office, is done. So where to go from here? Well, they can’t hang on with the tall “B” even tho next week they will cook the skin off silly inexperienced change-for-the-sake of change, Obama. It reminds one of an old John Birch tale about the guy who started parting his hair in the middle foolish as he looked, just for the sake of ‘change’. McCain will win the next national election. No doubt. He can do it b McCain is rebel enough to prove himself a financial conservative but stupid-John will squander his veto power on war, probably try to bomb Iran. After 4 years he won’t run for a second term. Clinton will however run again, this time against major contender Mark Warner who did the remarkable John F. Kennedy type speech last night. Smarter next time around Hillary will make Mark her Vice. When she’s termed out Mark Warner can likely hold the Presidency for the Dems and I’ll tell you why. Like them or hate them, do what you please, scream and mash your teeth till you need falsies, Bill Clinton shut down federal spending, pared back government size, Washington D.C. spending, made friends with the neighbors so we had decent foreign trade. He today regrets letting himself get bullied into NAFTA, did thumbs down on CAFTA when it came around. Many of us, and I’m one who loathes Nancy Pelosi but her biggest fundamental difference in life with the Clintons isn’t Hillary. It is Bill, that he caved on NAFTA which Nancy rightfully realizes is the worst thing to happen to this country in our lifetime other then George Bush’s War, Military Contracts to pay off friends & family which destroyed our job base and our tax-dollar economy by giving it all way to the chosen few. In short, hate Dems or not, Bill Clinton gave America the most financial growth of the past 300 years and he did it in a decade after inheriting that lousy military policy national debt from Mr. go-along-and-get-along, I don’t care so long as I’m Pres, never pulled my own strings anyway, Ronald McDonald clown-face Republican. I despise current Dems social policies but listening to Larry Kudlow (Kudlow & Company TV show) yesterday brought realization there actually are worse things, Republican Party monitory greed, determination to Rule us believing themselves to be the rightfully Elite Class. Our Hope For A Better Future- Something going on you might not know about, Libertarians building to escape this government. Big effort, and money, huge money pouring into it now, picking up speed every day. It is a off-shore life, presently termed, “Sea Standing”. More to come on the lifestyle where for a couple million bucks thousands of Americans can once more Live Free ot Federal Opression, where you can govern yourself and if you don’t life your neighbors, the neighbors of your choice, not the Politically correct criminals Washington pushes on your, you just row over to the next community, the next country, off shore the next country, and life the American Dream without corrupt Washington D.C. First appearing in Wired Magazine (thankyouverymuch) more details to follow right here. Stay Tuned.
What can make Simon Crowell’s jaw drop? See why Simon says he’s been looking all his life for one of these. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kKnNyJvRAY&feature=related Border Collies are reportedly the Smartest Dogs In The World KNown as the Smartest Dogs In The World Here it is, the team that make Piers Morgan AND Simon leap out of their seats with excitement. Watching Kate and Gin on “Britain’s Got Talent” makes the day better.Once dance is not enough.
By John W. Lillpop With all the bloody infighting, back stabbing, and nut cutting going on between Democrats these days, it is questionable whether this party of asses can survive long enough to hold their convention in Denver on August 25-28. In the latest kerfuffel, former senator and presidential candidate John Edwards has admitted to an extramarital affair with one Rielle Hunter. Ever conscious of his image, Edwards made sure to point out that his tryst with Hunter happened while wife Elizabeth’s cancer was in remission. That is sure to endear the jerk to hypocritical liberals eager to point out that Republican Newt Gingrich dumped his wife while she was being treated in a hospital. However, other Democrats are wondering if Edwards should skip this convention, thereby saving the party loads of bad PR and embarrassment in an extremely tight election cycle. Hoever, there is a complication: Democrats have just agreed to let Slick Willie, the president, sex addict, and perjurer who gave us “I did not have sex with that woman,” address the conventioneers during prime time. On what basis, then, can the asses deny Edwards the right to make a fool of himself in front of party faithful and millions of television viewers? John Edwards has another distinct moral advantage over Slick Willie: He did not lie under oath! In fact, the rising star, now in descent, let it all hang out when he said, in part, the following: “If you want to beat me up - feel free. You cannot beat me up more than I have already beaten up myself. I have been stripped bare and will now work with everything I have to help my family and others who need my help.”* Given that naked mea culpa, I say kick Slick Willie off the stage and let John Edwards have his say. After all, a humble Democrat willing to be beaten up may be just what voters are lusting for in 2008! *
Satire By John Lillpop Change Stew is the perfect dish to serve at same sex weddings, late-term abortion baby showers, assisted suicide going away parties and US military surrender ceremonies. Best if served with fresh pot, cocaine, and or heroin in recyclable mud bowls labeled “GD America!” in Arabic. Serves 300 million for four years. Discard at end of term; do not reheat. Ingredients Waffles Hate America red meat Sautéed in Marxism and Jihad Inexperience, poor judgment, lack of significant achievement Overdone audacity and raw arrogance Appeasement olive branches Bilingual mumbo gumbo Anti-filibuster voter fraud Kosher Ham Dessert: Rainbow ice cream topped with chopped black nuts Directions: Add to large, green melting pot after removing all Bush residue. Allow ingredients to simmer naturally in sunlight, use no cooking methods that might cause global warming. Stir often, bring mix to full boil by occasionally adding allegations of racism and bigotry, according to poor taste. Blend in divisiveness and class warfare for added spice. For consumers in South Los Angeles, substitute Jalepeno peppers (from Mexico) for Hate America red meat. Serve with ice cold People’s Temple Kool-Aide. Note: Diverse ingredients subject to constant change without advance notice. |
