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Archive for July 1st, 2008
By John W. Lillpop Although liberal politicians, aided and abetted by a dysfunctional and non-objective mainstream media, rarely miss an opportunity to tear down white Christian males, the truth is that that demographic has done more to benefit humanity than any other group in human history. After all, it was a courageous band of angry white Christian men who offered all of humanity a glimmer of hope for freedom when, on July 4, 1776, the following Declaration poured forth from the hearts of those angry white Christian males:
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/document/index.htm Despite a complete lack of diversity, our Founding Fathers created a formula for self-governance and freedom that has endured for 232 years and made America the envy of the entire world. They did so with no women, no Hispanics and other people of color, no gays or lesbians, and no atheists and non-Christians in their midst. Faith and courage, rather than state-mandated diversity and affirmative action, lead our founders to bless America with the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Our Founding Fathers needed but one language–English–to deliver their message to the world, a message of hope that still reverberates through the globe. Those who persist with a mindless and never ending crusade to discredit our Founding Fathers need to replace the anti-white, anti-Christian, and anti-male rhetoric with a measure of thankfulness. Again,that demographic has produced and perfected the most successful and prosperous society in human history. They genuinely deserve the respect and undying gratitude of all Americans– white, brown, black, red,and yellow! HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Satire by John W. Lillpop Having spent tens of thousands of dollars over the years for dental care, I have reached the point where I am ready to protest by shouting, Enough is Enough! Despite donating all that money to the wealth and luxury living of my dentist, my front teeth are stained by a brownish-yellow hue, perfect for a bloke content with making a living as the “Before” model in an ad to promote tartar removing tooth paste. Mind you, I do not smoke or drink, except when trying to figure out how to pay the latest bill from my dentist. That is when several double shots of cognac, taken with the unimpeded flow of full-strength Nitrous Oxide for an hour or so really hits the spot! Of course, the “whitening” procedure is always an option, provided one has a few superfluous thousand-dollar bills cluttering up one’s wall safe or bank deposit box. If not, the next best choice is to smile sparingly, which is becoming easier and easier now that Democrats hold majorities in both chambers of Congress and two far left socialists are running for president. All my misgivings about dentists notwithstanding, I do make it a point to subject myself to an annual dental examination. I do so just to stay abreast of my dying teeth and the various and sundry bridges, fillings, and other dental “necessities” installed to assure a robust Return on Investment for my dentist. Every year the story is the same: Go for my annual examination and, when the results are in, cancel all vacation and pleasure outings for the year in order to pay the damned dentist! This year I decided to do things a little differently: I bribed the night janitor to let me take a peek at my file just to see what was actually being recorded about me and my decadent mouth by my so-called dental care professional. Here is how my dentist documented my examination, by tooth number: # 7: Re-carpet family room #12: Julie’s abortion # 32: Next year–Plasma TV for 2009 Jaguar The not so good doc summarized the mess with this dilly: Mr. Lillpop’s overall dental health continues to deteriorate significantly from one year to the next. With a bit of good luck, we should be able to get Paul through Stanford before patient Lillpop dies or runs out of money. Receptionist note: My brother Axel is a loan broker–give patient Lillpop Axel’s name and number. If all goes well, Lillpop will need a Home Equity Line of Credit to pay for my services next year. Also, ask bro about my referral fee. Well, that does it! No more dentists for me. I am going to yank all of my teeth in one grand gesture and buy false teeth. No more brushing! Or flossing! Or cleaning! Or insurance claim rejections! False teeth: Taking a bite out of the crime called professional dentistry!
Most of Congress lies to us, we know Nancy P has made it the lead of her political polisy. If any one is to be believed in American today the only person with a regonnizlable name is New Your Journalist Seymour Hersh. Most U.S. citizens realize George Bush’s thirst for war is only trumped by his thirst for liquor. Should we not take legal action to prevent this drunk from pushing out beloved country, our much loved neighbors into yet another Iraq disaster. Remember Bush promised Iraq would “Welcome” liberation. Discount priced oil available to us out of gratitude would pay for it, our gas prices drop to under $1.00 a gallon. Which of thoes lies affected us enough that we can afford to turn our backs on the latest Bush goal, to wreck yet another country’s culture, murder its people, turn more of our military into sub-human killers? Here’s why we need to STOP BUSH BEFORE HE MURDERS AGAIN! READ “Preparing The Battle Field” by Seymour Hersh http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/04/17/060417fa_fact |
