By John W.Lillpop

For damn near 17 years, the American people have stood by helplessly while being forced to witness non-stop exaggerations, deception, distortion, and scandals perpetrated by one Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Over that time, this arrogant, self-serving, lying b**** has been in our faces and on our television screens and radios, in our newspapers and magazines, in our books, and on the Internet. She has haunted America with her gall and crudeness as either First Lady, junior Senator from New York, or, most recently, candidate for the presidency.

Year after year, we have endured outrageous and criminal behavior from this sawed-off feminist hoodlum who, all things considered, probably deserves to be married to the equally repulsive creep known as Bill Clinton.

Whether it was her fascist formula to fix health care and ram it down the throats of an unwilling American public, or the mysterious disappearance and reappearance of her Rose Law firm records, or the nepotism scandal called Travel Gate, Hillary has always been front and center when it comes to malfeasance and corruption.

Just how did Hillary Rodham Clinton manage to convert a $12,000 cattle futures investment into a $100,000 profit in only 10 months? What really happened to Vince Foster? How close was she to being indicted by Ken Starr for her Whitewater shenanigans?

The answers to these and other questions will probably never be revealed fully, which means that Hillary Clinton will escape real justice.

Still, there is one bit of good news to celebrate: As early as June 3, Hillary Clinton’s wretched campaign for the White House will die an ugly and humiliating death.

The American people will finally be empowered to silence this evil creature. Thank God!

Let the word go forth, from coast to coast and village to village:

Sit Down and Shut Up, Hillary Clinton!

By John W. Lillpop

From his bag of tricks for converting right-thinking conservatives into Republican leftists, John McCain has injected God, love, and compassion into the non-stop wrangling about amnesty for as many as 38 million illegal aliens.

During a recent debate in St. Petersburg, Florida, McCain said the following, in part:

“We need to sit down as Americans and recognize these are God’s children as well. And they need some protection under the law; they need some of our love and compassion.”

http://www.ontheissues.org/celeb/John_McCain_Immigration.htm

In other words, Americans who believe in law and order and other right wing foolishness are the problem. A spike of God, love and compassion is needed to overcome this fetish with American sovereignty, rule of law, and other outmoded notions.

As is the case with most liberals, McCain comes down on the side of the criminals, and says to hell with the victims.

Of course, McCain does have a point:

Illegal aliens are God’s children.

But so are bank robbers, murderers, rapists, and terrorists.

But illegal aliens are good hearted, hard working people with traditional family values, not bank robbers or terrorists, right?

To which I ask: How in the hell do you know what they are, since none have been subjected to criminal background checks?

Whether they number 12 or 20 or 38 million, the point is that there is a huge population of people from third-world nations who have invaded America and about whom we know nothing!

Advocating a path to citizenship for such people is stupidity at best, treason at worse.

Furthermore, since when did being one of God’s children entitle anyone to ignore the borders and immigration laws of another nation? And to steal public services to which they are not entitled?

Despite John McCain’s ineloquent attempt to exploit God, love and compassion, the fact is that illegal aliens are criminals who deserve to be prosecuted and deported.