By John W. Lillpop

Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan is being touted by Democrats as a man of truth and wisdom following McClellan’s blistering chronicling of the Bush presidency.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi, speaking on condition of partisan stupidity, was adamant in her belief that McClellan is absolutely correct.

“I totally agree,” Pelosi said about McClellan’s plundering of the Bush legacy, pausing only occasionally to stop giggling long enough to look somber and concerned about the future of America.

http://briefingroom.thehill.com/2008/05/28/pelosi-on-mcclellan-i-totally-agree/

Congressman Robert Wexler (D-FL), another Democrat whose hatred for George W. Bush has lead to his own retardation, is barely able to contain his visceral joy while repeating the oft told liberal lie that “…the Bush Administration deliberately lied to the American people in order to take us to war in Iraq.”

http://wexler.house.gov/apps/list/press/fl19_wexler/050808_mcclellanpressrelease.shtml

For the record, Scott McClellan portrays George W. Bush as relying more on instinct than intellectual inquiry. More naive and lazy than evil.

However, McClellan most specifically does not accuse the president or his administration of lying in order to lead the nation to war.

Presidential lying, particularly under oath, is still the exclusive domain of Democrats suffering from sexual addiction, especially one William Jefferson Clinton.

Of course, President Clinton’s unlovely spouse would love to be another lying Clinton in the White House, but the American people appear intent on vetoing that absurd denigration of the American presidency.

In their mad rush to endorse McClellan’s work and destroy an already subdued lame duck president, the Democrats only concern seems to be with making political hay.

How many additional congressional seats will go Democrat? and how many more electoral votes will go Obama’s way? are the questions that have many Democrats in heat these days.

But what about the 4,000 young men and women who have lost their lives in Iraq?

And what about the families of fallen Americans who must live with the possibility that their beloved were sent to their deaths because of a propaganda campaign?

Why are Democrats licking their chops in anticipation of political gains rather than lamenting the tragic loss of 4,000 innocent American lives?

      By John W.Lillpop

For damn near 17 years, the American people have stood by helplessly while being forced to witness non-stop exaggerations, deception, distortion, and scandals perpetrated by one Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Over that time, this arrogant, self-serving, lying b**** has been in our faces and on our television screens and radios, in our newspapers and magazines, in our books, and on the Internet. She has haunted America with her gall and crudeness as either First Lady, junior Senator from New York, or, most recently, candidate for the presidency.

Year after year, we have endured outrageous and criminal behavior from this sawed-off feminist hoodlum who, all things considered, probably deserves to be married to the equally repulsive creep known as Bill Clinton.

Whether it was her fascist formula to fix health care and ram it down the throats of an unwilling American public, or the mysterious disappearance and reappearance of her Rose Law firm records, or the nepotism scandal called Travel Gate, Hillary has always been front and center when it comes to malfeasance and corruption.

Just how did Hillary Rodham Clinton manage to convert a $12,000 cattle futures investment into a $100,000 profit in only 10 months? What really happened to Vince Foster? How close was she to being indicted by Ken Starr for her Whitewater shenanigans?

The answers to these and other questions will probably never be revealed fully, which means that Hillary Clinton will escape real justice.

Still, there is one bit of good news to celebrate: As early as June 3, Hillary Clinton’s wretched campaign for the White House will die an ugly and humiliating death.

The American people will finally be empowered to silence this evil creature. Thank God!

Let the word go forth, from coast to coast and village to village:

Sit Down and Shut Up, Hillary Clinton!

By John W. Lillpop

From his bag of tricks for converting right-thinking conservatives into Republican leftists, John McCain has injected God, love, and compassion into the non-stop wrangling about amnesty for as many as 38 million illegal aliens.

During a recent debate in St. Petersburg, Florida, McCain said the following, in part:

“We need to sit down as Americans and recognize these are God’s children as well. And they need some protection under the law; they need some of our love and compassion.”

http://www.ontheissues.org/celeb/John_McCain_Immigration.htm

In other words, Americans who believe in law and order and other right wing foolishness are the problem. A spike of God, love and compassion is needed to overcome this fetish with American sovereignty, rule of law, and other outmoded notions.

As is the case with most liberals, McCain comes down on the side of the criminals, and says to hell with the victims.

Of course, McCain does have a point:

Illegal aliens are God’s children.

But so are bank robbers, murderers, rapists, and terrorists.

But illegal aliens are good hearted, hard working people with traditional family values, not bank robbers or terrorists, right?

To which I ask: How in the hell do you know what they are, since none have been subjected to criminal background checks?

Whether they number 12 or 20 or 38 million, the point is that there is a huge population of people from third-world nations who have invaded America and about whom we know nothing!

Advocating a path to citizenship for such people is stupidity at best, treason at worse.

Furthermore, since when did being one of God’s children entitle anyone to ignore the borders and immigration laws of another nation? And to steal public services to which they are not entitled?

Despite John McCain’s ineloquent attempt to exploit God, love and compassion, the fact is that illegal aliens are criminals who deserve to be prosecuted and deported.

Satire By John W. Lillpop

While politicians waste time and taxpayer money on trivial matters like the war in Iraq, global warming, illegal aliens, and foreclosure of the housing bubble via sub-prime loan chicanery, more astute Americans spend their days and nights worrying about canine cruelty.

Bleeding heart PETA types, energized by the Michael Vick dog fighting kerfuffel, have taken to staged hand wringing and crying jags over a few wasted mutts. These outbursts can occur anywhere at any time, but are most likely to crop up whenever two or more television camera crews are spotted at a courthouse or on a football field.

Given their way, PETA would resolve the Vick matter by hanging the once beloved quarterback from a goal post during half time of the Atlanta Falcons’ home opener in the Georgia Dome on September 23.

To assure maximum excitement, PETA would have Vick wrapped in a remote-controlled electrocution blanket just in case hanging failed to end the miserable life of Number 7.

When text messaged to do so by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, the president of PETA would push a red button that would immediately send 30,000 volts of Carolina Power and Light juice rushing through Vick’s being.

75,000 rabid fans would roar their approval in unison as Michael Vick’s smoldering remains would be lowered from the goal post, signaling the end of half time festivities and the looming second half kickoff.

Justice is indeed a brutal taskmaster, especially when in the hands of reckless people who hold the lives of dogs, cats, canaries, field mice and rats in greater esteem than that of human beings.

Someone needs to remind PETA and supporters that dogs are just dogs. Dogs have no souls, none will go to heaven, they pay no taxes, and except for a few hundred thousand who are registered Democrats in Nancy Pelosi’s congressional district, dogs do not vote or otherwise contribute to our freedom.

Face it, PETA, dogs are dispensable and totally replaceable.

Even the little old lady whose tender heart was nearly ripped out of her wrinkled chest when she accidentally microwaved her pet poodle got over the trauma and found a replacement pet-victim within a couple of days.

Ask her about Alice (the fried poodle) now and that old lady stares blankly into space and asks, “Alice who?”

And so it is, even for people without dementia. Dogs are dogs, but you can replace the darn things at the drop of a hat, or following an unplanned microwave nuking.

Those who really give a tinker’s dam about life should abandon all this PETA nonsense and focus instead on saving human lives.

We can start by outlawing pro football.

This so-called sport is nothing more than controlled gang violence staged for the amusement of millions of “fans” who sit on their already elongated posteriors in front of plasma televisions for 10-12 hours every Sunday.

Not content with just eating ungodly amounts of chips, burgers, and hot dogs, and drinking enough beer to float the entire city of Milwaukee across the border into Canada, these Type 2 diabetics and heart disease patients in the making gamble away tens of billions of dollars on who will win and by how many points.

Mind you, this homage is paid to the god of ‘blood and sport’ each and every Sunday!

The charm of football is best seen in instant replays played in slow motion so that fans can see the spilling of blood and the actual breaking of human necks, arms, backs, and teeth time and time again. Concussions are a fan favorite and are tended to by physicians who are “on call” on the sidelines for $5,000 per game.

Not bad pay for watching a pro football game for a couple of hours while waiting for human disaster to strike.

Bloodthirsty fans can even DVD-tape the carnage for later viewing at church functions, family reunions, weddings, and other occasions held to celebrate traditional American family values.

To be fair, let’s level the playing field by legalizing dog fighting and outlawing the far more inhumane and violent blood sport called football.

Do it out of respect and love for Michael Vick and other fun-loving good old boys from the south who simply cannot be expected to know any better!

by John W. Lillpop

Mr. President, Honorable Members of Congress:

Because our government has refused to secure America’s borders and enforce our immigration laws, our nation is struggling to deal with as many as 38 million illegal aliens who have entered this great nation unlawfully.

Many are good-hearted, hard working folks, simply looking for a better life.

However, that description also applies to scores of millions of others throughout the world, just as eager, and just as deserving, for a chance at the American Dream.

But while America is overwhelmed with illegal aliens who have willfully violated our borders and laws, people in other parts of the world are ordered to stand in line, wait their turn, and do that which is required for legal immigration.

We tell such hopefuls that America operates in accordance with the rule of law, and that their immigration wishes must be handled fairly, according to law.

Many of those waiting in line are highly educated and well trained.

Unfortunately, the same can not be said for most illegal aliens currently in America.

Predominately from third-world Latin nations, they are typically non-English speaking, unskilled and poor. Such people impose extraordinary burdens on our all-ready stressed education, health care, and legal systems, and cost American taxpayers hundreds of billions each year.

In addition, while young American men and women are sent to serve in harm’s way in Afghanistan and Iraq, our own borders remain unsecured, making America vulnerable to further terrorist attacks.

Failure to secure the home front during time of war can only be seen as a mockery of the American lives and treasury sacrificed to secure freedom in foreign lands 10,000 miles from home.

Americans are well aware of the fact that immigration is the subject of intense debate in the hallowed halls of congress. We also hear that some legislative proposals would actually forgive those who have broken into America in defiance of our borders and laws.

In Washington parlance, the euphemism is “Guest Worker” Program.

Guest worker is understood by everyone to be “amnesty,” and is totally unacceptable to a large majority of the American people.

To reward those who are here illegally would only serve to invite another 40 million or so to invade, and would be an unmitigated outrage.

At some point, our government (you) must decide that America is a sovereign nation with borders and laws that really mean something.

Again: Guest worker is amnesty and is totally unacceptable.

A sensible approach to immigration reform should incorporate the ideas offered below:

Employers Must Be Forced to Follow the Law

Businesses that employ illegal aliens represent a major threat to U.S. homeland security and the war on terror. Such businesses must be punished to the full extent of the law, including severe criminal sanctions against management.

Deportations Essential

America can no longer tolerate a policy whereby the immigrant decides unilaterally to invade America—and gets away with it!

The U.S. government must have total control over who enters the nation, where they will reside, for what purpose authorized, and date by which that individual must leave.

No reform scenario should sanction illegals currently here. Intelligent reform should require that every illegal alien be deported.

Use Military Force to Secure Borders

Our borders must be secured by sufficient military troops and or national guardsmen authorized to use force (including lethal) as needed to prevent illegal entry into the U.S.

Temporary Work Permit (TWP)

A worker in a foreign nation wishing to APPLY for a TWP should be allowed to do so, PROVIDED he/she has not been in America unlawfully within the last five years.

Other conditions:

An American employer seeking services from a foreign worker should, in effect, sponsor the worker. That means assuring there is NO burden to the community by way of health care costs, education, crime, and the like.

Employers may chose to form cooperatives to purchase health insurance at group rates. However, any and all costs of such coverage should be absorbed by employers, not taxpayers.

A TWP should authorize a term of not greater than 18 months, and pertain only to the worker.(A worker’s family could cost U.S. taxpayers substantially for health care, educational and legal services systems, thereby mitigating any benefit realized by employing the worker.)

No worker on a TWP must be allowed to parent an “anchor baby.” Existing U.S. laws conferring citizenship on those born to illegal aliens must be changed, retroactively.

Criminal behavior of any sort, even a misdemeanor, should require immediate deportation of the worker.

All of the worker’s income should be subject to tax withholding according to procedures administered by employers.

The worker should acknowledge, in writing, his/her understanding and agreement that the TWP has a limited, non-extendable term, and that it confers no other benefits such as driver’s license, social welfare, in-state tuition breaks, or citizenship.

Employers must assure that the worker leaves the U.S. before expiration of the TWP. Any violations should cause the employer to be severely punished.

The labor needs of American business can be satisfied without jeopardizing homeland security or the economic and cultural stability of the American people.

However, we must secure the borders permanently, force employers to obey the law, deport those here illegally, and stop making it so easy and attractive for illegal immigrants to invade America.

Any amnesty or “guest worker” proposal is NOT an acceptable alternative.

Trusting each of You to protect and defend the constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, I remain Sincerely Yours,

John W. Lillpop
California

By John W. Lillpop

As news of Ted Kennedy’s malignant tumor was made public, prominent people from all across the nation, including President Bush, Senator Robert Bird, and others, expressed shock, grief, and deep sorrow at the fate that has befallen the senator from Massachusetts.

Partisan politics have no place when an individual of Senator Kennedy’s stature faces a diagnosis that usually portends death. The senator deserves all of the encouragement and respect that one would afford a member of one’s own family in a similar situation.

When Senator Kennedy’s days are over, the liberal media will no doubt launch a campaign to confer sainthood on the lifetime public servant. His Herculean efforts on behalf of women, minorities, the disadvantaged, and the disenfranchised will be chronicled over and over again.

Which is as it should be. Senator Kennedy, for better or worse, has been a major political figure in the United States for nearly 50 years, going back to 1962 when he won brother John Fitzgerald’s Senate seat, vacated by JFK’s election to the presidency in 1960.

But while Kennedy’s longevity and public service are worthy of memorializing, the complete story of this man must not be whitewashed to omit the “Chappaquiddick incident,” which is described as follows at Wikipedia:

“In 1969, Edward Kennedy drove a car off a bridge into the channel between Chappaquiddick Island and Martha’s Vineyard. Kennedy managed to escape, but his passenger, campaign worker Mary Jo Kopechne, drowned in the submerged car. Kennedy left the scene of the accident and did not call authorities until the following day. Kennedy pled guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and received a suspended sentence of two months in jail.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kennedy

In order to be complete, the Ted Kennedy story must include these vital questions:

Why did this man, renowned for helping the under dog, abandon Mary Jo Kopechne as she was drowning?

And, how was this powerful and rich man able to avoid justice for his role in ending the life of a 29-year old campaign worker?

The ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne will haunt Senator Ted Kennedy in life and in death, forever.

Which is as it should be.

By John W. Lillpop

Give California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger some credit. (Just don’t grant credit to the state of California!)

Actually, Governor Schwarzenegger deserves some sort of recognition for being flexible and creative when it comes to balancing the state budget.

Faced with a $15 billion shortfall, the governor unveiled a proposal to borrow money against future lottery earnings. Thus, California would join Nevada as a state in which gambling is enthusiastically tolerated, and even promoted.

Living off the back of gamblers does not seem quite right, but California does need to close the budget gap and those gamblers could care less as long as the multi-million jackpots keep cropping up.

Regrettably, the lottery scheme is not quite rich enough to fix the budget mess. But Arnold clearly owns some of the most blessed Karma on the planet. How else to explain the fact that the California state Supreme Court has come to Arnold’s rescue by ruling that same-sex weddings are just peachy?

Or whatever fruit it is that gays and lesbians use to seal their marital bliss.

Bingo! Arnold hits the jackpot again, or thinks he has, because of the revenue sure to flow into the state as couples named Fred and Ricky and Lucy and Ethel flock here by the millions to tie the proverbial knot.

Never mind that the family values and traditions that have made America great will be trashed by same-sex nuptials.

We need the dough, so to hell with one man-one- woman narrow minded silliness, the sanctity of marriage, and all of the other old school thinking that has the Golden state of the verge of bankruptcy!

What is next, Arnold? Since the state has seen fit to convert gambling and sexual issues into revenue streams, why stop there?

Why not take on the Catholic Church and tax the billions of dollars raked in by that corrupt group and misused to defend pedophiles and other perverts masked as “Father” figures?

Don’t do anything to prevent the felonious fathers from committing their lewd acts, mind you; rather, just tax the billions that the church will raise to cover up and defend those perverts in collars!

If things really get bad, Arnold, and gamblers stop gambling and if gays do not turn California into a monster wedding Mecca for the Peters and Pauls of the nation, you could always save $10 billion a year by kicking illegal aliens off the public trough!

But, no, that would be just too extreme!

By John W. Lillpop

America’s inability to free itself from dependence on oil from the Middle East may go down as one of the greatest failures in U.S. political history. Even the most generous historian will find it difficult to justify our continued reliance on a region of the world that has been in constant turmoil for 50 years.

History, if chronciled honestly, will note that the Democrat Party adamantly opposed measures that would increase the supply of oil.

Why is that the case?

Because arrogant elitists like Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Al Gore have one priority when it comes to gasoline: Get Americans out of their automobiles!

Warped liberals believe that the unwashed masses can damn well walk, skateboard, bike, hike, or preferably, not navigate at all.

Except when headed to the polls to vote for Democrats, of course.

Liberals have created the current energy crisis in order to save cross-eyed mosquitoes, a rare species which is apparently more important than energy independence and the well being of middle class citizens!

Mind you, arrogant elitists like Al Gore, the Clintons, Nancy Pelosi, and Barack Obama will always drive, or be chauffeured around, in gas guzzling limousines, SUVs, and Hummers, regardless of prices at the pump or gasoline supply.

It is your car or SUV that Nancy Pelosi and Al Gore want off the road!

In advancing their “no-combustion engine for the middle class” agenda, liberals obviously exacerbate the energy crisis by toiling 24/7 to do the following:

* Obstruct all oil drilling

* Obstruct added refinery capacity via extreme environmental regulations

* Obstruct nuclear energy and other reasonable alternative energy sources

* Tax “windfall profits,” and implement other anti-business steps that stifle efforts to increase oil supply

What about the demand side? Liberals are just as mindless there, by opting to add federal and state taxes to the cost of gasoline at every opportunity.

Clearly, $4 per gallon gasoline is the product of liberalism run amok.

So, the question voters will have to answer this November is:

Are you ready to wait in long lines just to pay $5 for a gallon of gasoline?

If so, vote for ‘’obstruct and tax” Democrats!