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Archive for April 30th, 2008
By John W. Lillpop Much to the chagrin of leftist nut cases in San Francisco and all across the great nation of America, conservative superstar Michael Savage has been voted among the most influential political pundits in America. This good news for the good Dr. comes from telegraph.co.uk, from across the great pond. In notching this spectacular victory over mainstream media, Dr. Savage out ranked the likes of Peggy Noonan, James Carville, Tony Snow, Newt Gingrich, Juan Williams, and Bill Kristol, among many others. In acknowledging Dr. Savage as the 25th most influential, the Limey rag included this biographical sketch: “With ten million listeners, he is the third most listened-to Right-wing talk show host, but directs most of his brash, passionate ire at cultural rather than political targets. A liberal in the 1960s, by the mid 2000s a brief stint on MSNBC ended when he wished the curse of Aids upon a listener who turned out to be a prankster. As Michael Weiner, his proper name, he is a widely-published homeopathy expert.” Telegraph: Of course, the Brits conveniently failed to note Savage’s educational achievements (Ph.D. and two masters from Berkeley), his four New York Times’ Best Sellers on political matters, his efforts to bring justice to U.S. Marines unfairly charged with crimes in Iraq, his Herculean efforts to expose illegal aliens as a curse on America, his tireless work to expose CAIR and other Muslim groups as the anti-American terrorists that they really are, and his spot on identification of liberalism as a mental disorder. Moreover, Savage should be in the top five, or to be perfectly honest, he should be designated as the # 1 Most Influential of American pundits. After all, Rush Limbaugh is too predictable and devoid of new ideas, Bill O’Reilly is too wishy washy, and Sean Hannity hangs out with dodo heads like Alan Colmes, for gosh sakes. Of course, expecting editors at a Limie rag to have real stones would be asking far too much, right? At least Dr. Savage made the cut and received a smidgen of the glory that he so richly deserves. More good news: A cursory look at the top 50 names reveals that ultra-leftist and former talk show host Bernie Ward did not even merit honorable mention. Perhaps the crew at telegraph.co.uk should create another category for the likes of the former Lion of the Left? How about “Most Influential Child Pornographer”? Alleged, of course!
United States Attorney Christopher Christie, New Jersey’s top federal prosecutor, is rumored to be interested in running for governor of that state in the near future. Christie’s personal political aspirations may help explain his insane pandering to the Latino Leadership Alliance of New Jersey in which he assured the assembled crowd that living in the United States illegally is not illegal. Say what? Yes, you heard correctly. Illegal ain’t illegal, at least in the opinion of one demented and politically ambitious federal prosecutor. This out of touch prosecutor, who is obviously a RINO and quite possibly a closeted Democrat, was trolling for Hispanic votes when he said, “Don’t let people make you believe that that’s a crime that the U.S. Attorney’s office should be doing something about. It’s not.” Judicialwatch: Christie expanded his remarks with even more good news for Latinos: It is not a crime to cross US borders illegally, to engage in ID theft and forgery so as to secure employment and credit, or to steal public services to which illegals are not entitled. Appointed by President George W. Bush in 2001, Christie offered several other mindless views: * Driving 100 mph without seat belts is not a crime, as so ably demonstrated by the current New Jersey Governor, Jon Corzine; *Evading income taxes is not a crime, because tax rates are much too high: *Murder and rape may not be crimes provided one hires a tough minded lawyer who specializes in jury tampering and subornation of justice as defense tactics. All in all, Christie emphasized that while the law may be a bitch in other states, in New Jersey it is more of a cafeteria plan. Latinos are free to pick and choose the laws they agree with and which are convenient to follow. On the other hand, Latinos are perfectly justified in ignoring federal, state, and local laws that exist only to harass brown people and which are otherwise a pain in the ass. Examples include laws that make it a crime to drive while intoxicated, or for illegal aliens to vote in U.S. elections. Christie believes that such statutes fail to recognize important Latino customs and culture and, as such, are unconstitutional and unnecessary, especially when one is running for governor. Christie’s presentation uncovered another vital truth: |
