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Archive for February, 2008
By John W. Lillpop Our elected officials still do not understand, or willfully refuse to understand, the rage that dwells within the hearts of Americans concerning the invasion of this nation by third-world illegal aliens. Therefore, those who oppose open borders and amnesty must redouble our efforts to make sure that the message is delivered loud and clear. Please copy and paste this petition, insert your name and e-mail address, and send the document to your Senators and Representatives at both the state and federal levels. Send it to ALL US Senators if you are able to. ********************* YOUR NAME DATE, 2008 Mr. President, Members of the United States Congress: Notwithstanding the State of the Union Address delivered by President Bush on January 28, 2008, and responded to by Democrats on that same date, the American citizen identified below believes that the state of this blessed union is: In grave peril and in danger of collapse! Due to inappropriate actions and or inaction on the part of those entrusted with managing this great nation–that would be YOU, ladies and gentlemen– It is imperative that our government recognize the fact that the people are FED UP with the attempt by our own elected officials to undermine American sovereignty, homeland security, and culture. In short, the people are: FED UP with plans to merge the United States into a North American alliance with Canada and Mexico. Such a plan would destroy American sovereignty and is totally unacceptable. FED UP when Mexicans illegally cross our borders and assault and or kill Americans, yet our government takes no action, and refuses to even protest. FED UP with the fact that upwards of 38 million illegal aliens are currently in America, and cost taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars every year. FED UP with a president who orders thousands of young Americans into harm’s way thousands of miles from home, but who refuses to secure America. FED UP with politicians who refuse to enforce immigration laws and who claim it is “impossible” to deport criminals here illegally. FED UP with illegal aliens who can not and/or will not speak English. FED UP with taxpayer dollars being wasted to print documents in foreign languages. FED UP with illegal aliens who dump their medical bills on the backs of U.S. taxpayers, but who send $30-40 billion a year back to Mexico each year. FED UP with the fact that providing free medical services to illegal aliens drives hospitals out of business, making those facilities unavailable to American citizens for whom the medical centers were intended. FED UP with our schools being invaded by non-English speaking children who impede the learning process of students who genuinely belong here. FED UP with the fact that federal, state, and local penal systems are overrun by illegal aliens, again costing taxpayers billions each year. FED UP with the fact that, on average, illegal aliens kill 12 Americans every day. FED UP with the fact that the overwhelming majority of felony crimes being investigated in Los Angeles have been committed by illegals from Mexico. FED UP with politicians who refuse to round up and deport millions of illegal aliens who are destroying American culture and language. FED UP with politicians, who pamper illegal aliens with driver’s licenses and free public services, which encourage even more invaders to come to America. Finally, Mr. President and members of the U.S. Congress, the people are FED UP with those who consistently work on behalf of illegal aliens and the state of Mexico, and against the interests of the American people! Required Corrective Measures: In order to remedy the government-caused grievances identified above, the undersigned citizen further petitions the president and the Congress to implement the following measures, immediately: (1) Legislate a Constitutional Amendment that specifically prohibits the president and Congress from merging the interests of the United States with those of Canada and Mexico in a North American Union, Security and Prosperity Partnership, or other arrangement which would diminish the absolute sovereignty and independence of the United States as presently constituted; (2) Secure the borders between the United States and Mexico with sufficient military force to prevent the unlawful entry of any person(s) onto sovereign American soil; (3) Suspend all applications for legal immigration until the population of illegal aliens in America is certified to be at least 85 percent less than the number of illegal aliens granted amnesty as a result of the Immigration Reform and Control Act(IRCA) of 1986; (4) Amend the Constitution such that children born to illegal aliens, known as Anchor Babies, are classified as illegal aliens and, as such, are not entitled to any benefits or advantages accruing to United States citizens, and are furthermore subject to deportation in the same manner as are illegal aliens; (5) Enforce all existing immigration laws, including those pertaining to deportation of those here illegally; (6) Provide for the arrest and long-term incarceration of any employer who, through negligence or willful non-compliance, fails to assure that all persons hired by said employer have a legal right to work in the United States. Willful violations of IRCA provisions in this area shall be adjudicated as serious criminal acts involving homeland security; (7) Enact new laws to make illegal entry and residency in the United States a felony, punishable by five years in federal prison and a $500,000 fine for a first conviction, followed by deportation to the nation of origin. ( Any subsequent conviction for illegal entry and or residency shall be punishable by immediate deportation, and permanent designation as an avowed enemy of the United States and, as such, unwelcome within the United States for any commercial, social, or familial purpose, excepting only when ordered by a law enforcement authority for the purpose of prosecution or punishment, and provided that said illegal alien shall be under arrest and under the control of law enforcement at all times; (9) Prohibit disbursement of any and all federal funds to cities designated by local officials as “Sanctuary Cities” for illegal aliens; (10) Designate English as the official language of the United States, and the only language to be used by local, state, and federal governments, including voting materials and ballots. (11) Prohibit the expenditure of tax-payer money for creating, printing, publishing or otherwise producing any documents or materials in any language other than English. Please do not underestimate the dissatisfaction and rage swelling in the hearts of patriotic Americans on this vital issue. The state of this union is untenable and must not continue. We DEMAND our great country back! YOUR NAME
By John W. Lillpop After fathering the “worst president in U.S. history,” one would have expected the father of Dubya to discreetly keep his mouth shut and hope that historians somehow overlook the obvious blood link between George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush. Instead, the 80s something, sky- diving former president decided to endorse the one candidate who might make his retarded child look good by comparison. That would be John McCain, the only Democrat running for president as a Republican. The most liberal conservative to have ever misled GOP voters, is he. http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5i9ip6cB6Wr2FDQuegQmgBjjteKRg According to unpublished reports originating with unreliable sources, the elder Bush is convinced that his dyslexic brat can be rescued from the dustbin of history only if John McCain is elected president in 2008. In pursuing his grand strategery for salvaging Dubya’s legacy, Bush-41 is counting on President John McCain to raise everyone’s taxes by at least 25 percent, grant full and unconditional pardons to 38 million illegal aliens from Mexico, used armed force, including nuclear weapons, against suspected Muslim terrorists in Detroit, and reinstitute the military draft in order to replace overpriced Halliburton workers with minimum wage Americans in Baghdad. And that is how Bush-41 sees McCain’s first two weeks in office! After that, its is anyone’s guess as to where the muddled John McCain might stumble, although Washington insiders deny that McCain would invade North Viet Nam in order to seek revenge for atrocities suffered decades ago. Once again, Bush-41 has placed the interests of a spoiled alcoholic family member above the interests of the American people!
Satire By John W. Lillpop KGO-AM radio in San Francisco is a 50,000-watt public nuisance operated solely for the purpose of advancing the agenda of left wing extremists and anarchists, otherwise known as Democrats. Programming for the station is forwarded to Moscow for final approval by communist power brokers before being aired locally for the exploitation of useful idiots in the ultra-liberal Bay Area. So biased to the left is this station that many refer to it as the KGB of misinformation and non-news. Given its extreme liberal slant, one would naturally expect talk show hosts working at KGO to pollute the airwaves with leftist pap, deceit, and outright lies, since without those tools at their disposal, liberal talkers are essentially muted. Until very recently, KGO cornered the market on radio insanity at night with the under-talented tandem of Bernie Ward and Ray Talifero. For years, this unhinged duo assaulted radio listeners with verbal hysteria commencing at 10 PM, or as soon thereafter as the producer was able to stop Bernie Ward from eating long enough to speak into a microphone without spitting undigested food throughout the studio. Ward’s rants ran for three hours, or until he collapsed from fat prostration. Right around 1 AM, a team of mental health professionals wheel Ray Talifero into KGO studios on a psychiatric gurney. With more than 25 years of experience, the Talifero nut team works with the precision of a NASCAR pit crew as they untie Talifero from his prescribed straight jacket, and pump enough Prozac and Valium down his throat to make a dent in even the most ferocious liberalism-fueled psychosis. This drug overdose usually lasts Talifero until 5 AM, although on the odd mornings when he waivers, KGO producers scurry about in search of the ultimate oxymoron–a “Best of Ray Talifero” tape with which to continue the broadcast devastation until five bells ring out in the morning. This wretched abuse of the airwaves by Ward and Talifero has been going on for nearly a decade now, ending only when Ward was dismissed from KGO in January because of his indictment on child pornography charges. Ward, who fancies himself as intellectually gifted, defended his child pornography background by claiming that he was simply doing research for a book that he was writing about the sexual abuse of children. To date, that specious argument has gone over about as well as most of his extreme liberal views–which is to say not at all. But the real tragedy of Bernie Ward is how this bloated foot soldier of Satan hoodwinked KGO and thousands of Bay Area listeners with his “God Talk” talk show on Sunday mornings. Under the guise of being a spiritual elitist, this former Catholic priest wasted three hours each Sunday morning to ridicule and denigrate fundamentalists, Republicans, Caucasians, believers in the Almighty, the Catholic Church, traditionalists, and conservatives at every opportunity. Included among Ward’s novel gospel ideas were these dillies: -Jesus Christ was a good and honorable man, but not deity. - Rather than being resurrected, Jesus’ crucified remains were probably eaten by wild dogs not far from the cross upon which He was slain. -The Holy Bible is a combination of myth and pagan symbolism. As such, it must never be taken literally. - Most Christians, especially conservative evangelicals, are undereducated boobs who have no basis for believing as they do. -There is no such thing as the power of prayer. Perhaps Ward’s most notorious violation of Godly values came when he offered to help draft-age young men escape military service. Ward proudly offered to assist any such young man by writing a letter declaring the individual to be homosexual, whether or not that happened to be true. So much for the integrity and holiness of those who make huge personal sacrifices in order to work as priests. Besides being purged from his political talk show on KGO because of his child pornography indictment, Ward no longer functions as the host of “God Talk” on Sunday mornings. Thank God in holy prayer for that!
Satire By John W. Lillpop Jane Fonda’s reputation as a reprehensible traitor and left wing thug has been well chronicled for nearly 40 years. The behavior of this wretched vermin during the Vietnam War should have lead to her arrest and deportation to North Vietnam for permanent enslavement by the communist murderers with whom she conspired against brave American men and women in harm’s way. Unfortunately, Hanoi Jane survived her war on America and is still a poster child for the communist party in America. Albeit, she now comes with multiple lays of wrinkles and sans the beauty marks of 40 years ago, but to Hollywood and Democrats she is still a heroine. At least that was the case until February 14, when Fonda knocked out the power at NBC News with a violation of FCC rules that should be treated as an actionable felony, punishable by arrest and consignment to Guantanamo Bay for the rest of her miserable liberal life. During a live production of the “Today Show,” beamed to scores of millions of Americans and God himself, Fonda dropped a “C” bomb while attempting to be witty about “V-Day,” the feminist denigration of Victory Day celebrated in 1945 to commemorate the end of World War 11. Reuters: http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1449900120080215 Fonda and trash-mouthed feminists of her ilk have remade V-Day into “Vagina Monologues,” to celebrate left wing pornography, which is peddled as comprehensible only to elitists sophisticated enough to look beyond the vulgarity and anti-Americanism in order to see sexual freedom and spirituality. Reports indicate that millions of American viewers misinterpreted Fonda’s “C***” bomb as an endorsement of the Hillary Clinton campaign, although the veracity of those reports cannot be confirmed. About the only positive things coming from Fonda’s faux pau is the fact that with one idiotic misspeak, Fonda set back the feminist movement 30 years, and reminded everyone why Hillary Clinton would be an awful choice for president. And that’s a good thing!
By John W. Lillpop Just in time for the Valentine’s Day festivities, President Bush has signed legislation to “stimulate” the economy by returning money to it’s rightful owners, i.e., those who earned the money in the first place! All told, the bill could cost the federal government in excess of $160 billion dollars. And since the government does not happen to have an extra $160 billion laying about, just where in the hell did W and the gang get the dough for this latest canard? The way Americans always fund things they cannot afford–by charging it! So add another $160 billion to the federal debt and to W’s tarnished legacy as a “true conservative.” In order to get all that money back into the hands of those who earned it, W and the gang will have to spend billions more (of our money) to process the rebate checks. Add another $10 billion or so to the federal debt and to W’s “worst president in history” legacy. Counting the interest that will have to be paid on the money borrowed to send us back our own money, the net effect of all these shenanigans will ultimately be an increase in taxes, especially if the Democrats conquer Washington, D.C. in November. The only good news is all of this is that the rebate checks will not arrive until around April 1–just in time for April Fool’s Day! |
