Satire By John W. Lillpop

Reminder to Iowa Voters: Caucus for Hillary, Early and Often, January 14!

There is no eloquent way to say it: Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) has had a rotten fall and winter. Her woes began on Halloween when she flip flopped on the issue of driver’s licenses for illegal aliens during a nationally televised debate.

Within the space of about two minutes, this “World Class Genius” took both sides of the issue and convinced millions of undecided voters that she is an indecisive, unprincipled opportunist who will say just about anything to steal another vote from among the unwashed masses.

To HRC’s opponents, that dreary Halloween performance signaled a crack in the “inevitability” nonsense pushed by her campaign and the mainstream media. This woman was vulnerable after all. Talk of a second term was way, way too premature. There was still hope for America.

Since Halloween, Hillary’s campaign has imploded even more, giving challengers Barack Obama and John Edwards a huge boost.

Obama is now in a position where he could very well capture the Iowa caucus, and Edwards has somehow managed to hang on with the wily skill of an obsessed trial lawyer nailed or glued to the back of an ambulance.

HRC’s declining support has been aided and abetted by her meddling husband who is salivating at the prospect of moving back into the Oval Office and re-taking over the world. Given his criminal tendencies, Slick could become the first person in U.S. history to be impeached as both president and spouse of the president, the later only if HRC is elected.

Things have gotten so bad that pundits are now speculating that Hillary may be unable to win even a single caucus or state primary. Going from shoo-in to shut out in three months has removed some of the glitter from this deluded leftist and the mindless thugs who support her.

In a last ditch effort to establish her legacy as the first witch to win the Iowa caucus, HRC is offering a number of great prizes to DNC workers who register at least 10 illegal aliens (as HRC Democrats) in time for the January election.

Prizes include:

( ) The official Library of Congress copy of “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” pinched from the home library of Clinton Security Adviser Sandy Berger;

( ) Britney Spears’ Yahoo Email address and Gardening/Recovery “To Do” list for 2008;

( ) Free screen savers featuring a cyber-embossed invitation to the HRC inaugural ball in Moscow on January 20, 2009. Not redeemable for admittance outside Russia, except in San Francisco where proof of membership in the Communist party is required;

( ) Free Internet services, including paid subscriptions to specialized genaology search engines for Mormons seriously considering dumping Mitt Romney in favor of a real socialist; and

( ) A Copy of ” Getting High on Marijuana In the Oval Office, Without Inhaling,” authored and autographed by former President Bill Clinton. Forward includes two love poems penned by Monica Lewinski.

All of those great prizes and the hard work by the HRC campaign may be for naught, however, if voters follow the simple instructions provided in a sign and mail card handed out at a rally a couple of weeks ago.

The card reads, “I, _____, pledge to support Hillary Clinton at my precinct caucus on January 14, 2008.”

Yahoo: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071224/us_nm/usa_politics_clinton_dc

Unfortunately for the Hildabeast, the caucus is January 3.

Here’s hoping and praying that Iowa voters follow instructions exactly and wait until Janaury 14 to do their civic duty!

By John W. Lillpop

Those who fret about the presence of nuclear weapons in the violent and unstable nation of Pakistan need not concern themselves. According to the U.S. government, Pakistan’s nuclear weapons arsenal is secure despite political turmoil after the assassination.

http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN2846299020071228?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews&rpc=22&sp=true

Of course this reassurance comes from the same administration that insisted that Saddam Hussein possessed WMD and posed a major threat to the United States. So much so that a military invasion was seen as the only viable choice.

Moreover, this comforting message concerning Pakistan comes from the same administration that has spent the past three years warning the world that Iran’s reckless attempt to go nuclear was pushing humankind closer and closer to World War 111.

Until, that is, the administration’s CIA produced a National Intelligence Evaluation (NIE) that suggested that Iran abandoned its nuclear weapons ambitions years ago.

The bottom line: Given the administration’s dreadful intelligence failures in recent years, who can trust anything coming from the U.S. government these days?

By John W. Lillpop

The year about to be relegated to the annals of history bore witness to a profound awakening of the American people. In great numbers, We The People finally became aware of the fact that our elected officials have allowed as many as 38 million foreign peasants to thumb their noses at our borders, ignore our immigration laws, and occupy our nation.

With the awakening came action. On multiple occasions, President George W. Bush and accomplices in the Congress attempted to grant carte blanche amnesty to millions of invaders from south of our borders.

On each occasion, We The People rose to the occasion and went to war against conniving politicians whose first priority was to deliver a steady flow of cheap labor to big business and cheap votes to the Democrat party.

Using an arsenal of keyboards, high speed modems, fax machines, and tens of thousands of angry telephone calls, we let it be known that the priorities established by President Bush and the U.S. Congress were completely unacceptable.

We The People bombarded our elected representatives with the same message over and over and over again: It is not acceptable to sacrifice American sovereignty, the rule of law, and homeland security for cheap fruit and tomatoes.

Further, any “reform” that does not call for deportation of all illegal aliens, and which places the invaders on a path to citizenship, is amnesty. Pure and simple.

Amnesty is unacceptable. Pure and simple.

The people’s rejection of amnesty has elitists in Washington wringing their hands in angst at what to do next. The status quo, they say, is unacceptable.

They are quite right about that, you know.

But America does NOT need to legalize 38 illegal aliens in order to solve the illegal alien crisis.

Existing laws, while not perfect, provide a more than adequate remedy. Those laws prohibit U.S. employers from hiring illegal aliens and mandate deportation of those here illegally.

All that is lacking is a commitment on the part of the president and the U.S. Congress to uphold their constitutional responsibilities.

Why not try this simple formula?

* Secure the borders with military force;

* Prosecute employers who hire illegal aliens, and

* Enforce all immigration laws, including deportations.

Our elected officials need to focus on the needs of the American people, rather than worrying about invading criminals being forced to “live in the shadows.”

To hell with people living in shadows! Illegal aliens do not have any moral or legal basis for being here, and belong in the shadows, at least until our leaders muster enough cajones to deport them en masse.

Or, to put the issue in terms even an open borders advocate could understand, “Give Rule of Law a Chance!”

Why not make that a New Year’s Resolution Mr. President and Ladies and Gentlemen of the U.S. Congress?

No Offense Intended, But–

By John W. Lillpop

Lord knows I am no flame-throwing anarchist who stumbles about saying and doing things only to irritate good people. That is not my modus operandi, regardless of what creditors and my ex-wife may be charging.

Nonetheless, it seems fitting at this time of year to “Cast My Fate to the Wind,” and to speak unabashed about that which I believe, without undue regard to political correctness.

As they used to say “Let it All Hang Out!”

Thus, and therefore, acting against the counsel of my lawyer and psychiatric team, I hereby plunge headfirst into the world of defiance and wicked decadence.

I do so by exclaiming the following greeting from the top of my keyboard:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

And, no, I did NOT forget Kwanzaa, Hanukah, or Ramadan.

And I most assuredly did NOT mean Happy Holidays, the neutered, politically correct double talk that has gained favor with so many ACLU-bullied wussies.

And to be perfectly frank, in my view “Feliz Navidad” is the language of illegal aliens and, as such, is unacceptable as an American greeting!

I said exactly what I meant, without apologies or hesitation. I said it, and already I hear the manic screams of sirens outside my padded cell.

What to do?

The only thing a sane person would do. Repeat the “sounding joy” and again say:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

And so it is.

Radio icon Michael Savage has been in the cross hairs of anti-American wackos for most of 2007. From illegal aliens who should not even be in America, to Islamofascists and their terror cover group known as CAIR, to the leftist nut balls seated on the San Francisco Board of Supervisor, Dr. Savage has been unfairly assaulted, maligned, and abused with impunity.

Because he holds and expresses very strong conservative views, Michael Savage has always been a convenient target for liberals, mostly because of jealousy over the outstanding success that the good doctor has enjoyed in the radio business.

When Michael began his radio career in San Francisco on KGO-AM 15 years ago, he was immediately assaulted by liberal Bernie Ward, also an on air employee of KGO. Ward thought it clever to claim that he could “hear white sheets flapping” during Savage’s broadcasts, a childish innuendo that conservative views somehow made Savage a nazi.

Michael Savage appears to be enjoying the last laugh against his leftist enemy based on news that Ward has been indicted in a federal court on child porn charges.

KGOAM

http://www.kgoam810.com/Article.asp?id=527431&spid=15884

Of course, Ward is merely accused as this point and deserves the presumption of innocence guaranteed all Americans.

Still, it seems ironic that the leftist with the big mouth who slammed Savage with such hatred 15 years ago is himself being slammed by the U.S. government on very serious criminal charges.

For all of his alleged faults, no one has ever accused Michael Savage of being a sexual deviant or criminal.. In fact, most reasonable folks see Dr. Savage as a patriotic American simply standing up for rule of law and common sense against those who hate America.

By John W. Lillpop

With his presidency in shambles and his legacy as “The worst president in American history” all but set in concrete, is it not time for George W. Bush to face reality and spare the nation and the world 13 more months of grief?

From the disastrous war in Iraq, to the total and complete abandonment of border security and immigration law enforcement at home, to out of control spending resulting in trillions of dollars in debt being dumped on the backs of future generations, and to inept and foolish mismanagement of foreign relations that has united the world against America, George W. Bush has done enough damage to America.

The president’s recent rants about the dangers posed by Iran and World War 111 are especially embarrassing now that his own administration has issued a contradictory assessment. Does anyone really know what is happening in Iran?

And shouldn’t there be complete agreement on the facts, and approval by congress, before a lame duck president with a poor track record when it comes to staging wars acts militarily?

In 1974, America was confronted with a rascal in the White House by the name of Richard M. Nixon. For all his faults, Nixon was generally regard as an intelligent and capable man, unlike W-43.

Unfortunately, Nixon was also a despicable crook.

But in 1974, the Republican party was blessed to have a few leaders with cajones and a passion for America. Those noble Republicans walked into the White House at an appropriate time and let Nixon know that his time had elapsed and that, in the interests of the nation and himself, it was time to go.

To his credit, Richard M. Nixon did the honorable thing by resigning the presidency. On August 9, 1974, President Nixon boarded an Air Force helicopter on the lawn of the White House and made his way home to California.

America was grateful for the fact that our “national nightmare was over” and the healing process began immediately.

Today’s challenge: Are there are any Republican senators and or house members with cajones?

America needs three of four patriots to deliver a Nixon-like message to George W. Bush namely, “Mr. President, Your Helicopter is Ready!”

By leaving now, Mr. Bush can accomplish the most noble and patriotic act of his presidency.

And America can begin healing.

By John W. Lillpop

Americans have learned that using the words Bush and intelligence in the same sentence may be grammatically correct, but inadvisable nonetheless. The latest news about Bush, World War 111, and most recent intelligence from Iran certainly bear that out.

Back in October, President Bush rattled U.S. sabers and much of the world by announcing the final legacy item for his remaining time in office: Execution of World War 111, based on W’s nightmares about Iran owning a nuclear weapon.

Unfortunately for this lame, dumb president, whatever credibility he had was demolished with the declassification of a national intelligence estimate (NIE) which stated that Iran has not been pursuing nuclear weapons development for the past four years.

Here:

Unlike pronouncements emanating from W, the NIE was based on intelligence gleaned from 16 American agencies charged with unearthing and reporting actual facts.

How to explain the disparity between what W says and the NIE?

One possible answer is that until last week, the NIE was classified. Of course being the stickler that he is for national security, W would never reveal classified information, especially when such information failed to support a major foreign policy position of the president.

Better to promote World War 111 and hope that the intelligence catches up, right W?

Americans who love this nation are anxiously counting the days, hours and minutes until this president leaves office on January 20, 2009.

The big question: Can our republic survive 13 more months of W?

By John W. Lillpop

Americans have learned that using the words Bush and intelligence in the same sentence may be grammatically correct, but inadvisable nonetheless. The latest news about Bush, World War 111, and most recent intelligence from Iran certainly bear that out.

Back in October, President Bush rattled U.S. sabers and much of the world by announcing the final legacy item for his remaining time in office: Execution of World War 111, based on W’s nightmares about Iran owning a nuclear weapon.

Unfortunately for this lame, dumb president, whatever credibility he had was demolished with the declassification of a national intelligence estimate (NIE) which stated that Iran has not been pursuing nuclear weapons development for the past four years.

Here:

Unlike pronouncements emanating from W, the NIE was based on intelligence gleaned from 16 American agencies charged with unearthing and reporting actual facts.

How to explain the disparity between what W says and the NIE?

One possible answer is that until last week, the NIE was classified. Of course being the stickler that he is for national security, W would never reveal classified information, especially when such information failed to support a major foreign policy position of the president.

Better to promote World War 111 and hope that the intelligence catches up, right W?

Americans who love this nation are anxiously counting the days, hours and minutes until this president leaves office on January 20, 2009.

The big question: Can our republic survive 13 more months of W?