While listening to major marketers last week the Leader’s best question was: What would you do if you lost everything?”
Many Americans are very close to that edge.
George and I have something in common, we both think the public isn’t very smart. George for letting his criminal crowd rob you blind, me for you letting George and his criminal crowd rob you blind.
That aside unlike George I actually care about people in society. When hearing that food prices inflated 11% just since January of this year I started thinking up ways we could survive George and his criminal crowd, of both political parties by the way, Rrepubcrats and Demolicans.

Keeping what they have not yet stolen from us, still in our purses and pockets was the answer.
“We must eat” you say? Yes, indeed. So let’s get smart about at least that- Dinner On a Dollar was born July ‘08.
Together was can more then get through these times of outrageous oil company greed, pork barrel ear-mark thieving politicians who have sold American to special interest murdering military contractors and killer-side-effects pharmaceutical companies.

Let’s ban together to save what we can. Dinner On a Dollar needs your recipes. Meals one can create for even $1.99, just not $2.00. This could mean a main rice dish to serve 4 with $5.99 left over to fill out the menu.

Please send your ideas and recipes to hungry@dinneronadollar.com

Happy Eating.

Anyone who loves dogs and dog people comes away from “Greatest American Dog” depressed and angry.This sad piece of television-decline has no heart, no waramth, witchy female judges, obviously trying to out nasty each other, beating on a women with a non-purebread dog who likes to dress it up.

To best describe last nights idiot shrew of a judge one has only a single question– “How many ways can you spell C-r-a-z-y?”

If that is animal abuse witch-judge look at one of the fastest growing industries in the world, clothing for pets.

Last night’s show was Dog Owner abuse.

Shame on CBS for giving “Greatest Awful Dogshow” air time when we care so much about our beloved pets we’d tune in to almost anything this side of the Michael Vick Thursday Night fight.

Dog Lovers can still find “Happy” on Animal Planet and People Loves on the recently revamped “Ellen” show.

Keep that TV remove finger warm, unless retooled this show with so much potential has the shelf of cottage cheese.

Ta-Ta to the $5.00 Latte!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

It had to happen soon or latter. Eventually, intelligent Americans were bound to revolt against shelling out $5.00 for a cup of Java while also paying $5.00 for a gallon of regular petro.

Something had to go, and for many Americans it was the overpriced $5.00 Latte that proved most expendable.

As a result, Starbucks, purveyor of anti-God and other offensive left-wing propaganda on its coffee mugs, has announced that the firm will not close 100 stores as previously reported.

Rather, the Seattle, Washington based Starbucks will close 600 stores and wipe out 12,000 jobs.

According to the Associated Press, “Starbucks is closing 19 percent of all U.S. company-operated stores that opened in the last two years, chief financial officer Pete Bocian said. O’Neil said most employees would be moved to nearby stores, but she did not know exactly how many jobs would be lost. Starbucks estimated $8 million in severance costs. In total, the company forecast up to $348 million in charges related to the closures, $200 million to be booked in the fiscal third quarter ended June 30. Starbucks reports third-quarter results at the end of July.”

POSTCHRONICLE:

One remaining kerfuffel faces the bosses at Starbucks: What to do with all those hateful mugs?

                By John W. Lillpop

American super-patriot Rush Limbaugh has proven the superior value of conservative talk by landing a $400 million dollar ($400,000,000.00) contract that will keep the unvarnished truth on the radio airwaves through 2016.

http://drudgereport.com/flashrl.htm

With this latest salary surge, El Rushbo’s yearly income now exceeds the salaries of network news anchors Katie Couric, Brian Williams, Charlie Gibson, and Diane Sawyer– combined!

Having “Talent on Loan from God,” has been an enormous asset for Limbaugh who makes talk radio and entertainment sound easy.

To the contrary, however, talk radio is anything but easy, as leftist dim wit Al Franken can attest.

Franken, who once authored a book titled, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations, has parlayed cocaine, pornography, and tax evasion into a stunning failure at Air America.

Based on news accounts of Limbaugh’s new contract, Franken is considering a re-write of his anti-Rush drivel which will be titled, “Rush Limbaugh Is a Billionaire, and God How I Hate and Envy Him!”

Tough tilly, Al.

If elected, perhaps you should introduce legislation making it unlawful for private corporations to discriminate against less talented liberals, like yourself?

Call it the “The Removal of Successful Conservative Broadcasters from Publicly Held Airwaves and Preservation of Liberal Talk through a Fairness Doctrine Act of 2009.”

By John W. Lillpop

Although liberal politicians, aided and abetted by a dysfunctional and non-objective mainstream media, rarely miss an opportunity to tear down white Christian males, the truth is that that demographic has done more to benefit humanity than any other group in human history.

After all, it was a courageous band of angry white Christian men who offered all of humanity a glimmer of hope for freedom when, on July 4, 1776, the following Declaration poured forth from the hearts of those angry white Christian males:

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Complete Text:

http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/document/index.htm

Despite a complete lack of diversity, our Founding Fathers created a formula for self-governance and freedom that has endured for 232 years and made America the envy of the entire world.

They did so with no women, no Hispanics and other people of color, no gays or lesbians, and no atheists and non-Christians in their midst.

Faith and courage, rather than state-mandated diversity and affirmative action, lead our founders to bless America with the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

Our Founding Fathers needed but one language–English–to deliver their message to the world, a message of hope that still reverberates through the globe.

Those who persist with a mindless and never ending crusade to discredit our Founding Fathers need to replace the anti-white, anti-Christian, and anti-male rhetoric with a measure of thankfulness.

Again,that demographic has produced and perfected the most successful and prosperous society in human history.

They genuinely deserve the respect and undying gratitude of all Americans– white, brown, black, red,and yellow!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Having spent tens of thousands of dollars over the years for dental care, I have reached the point where I am ready to protest by shouting, Enough is Enough!

Despite donating all that money to the wealth and luxury living of my dentist, my front teeth are stained by a brownish-yellow hue, perfect for a bloke content with making a living as the “Before” model in an ad to promote tartar removing tooth paste.

Mind you, I do not smoke or drink, except when trying to figure out how to pay the latest bill from my dentist. That is when several double shots of cognac, taken with the unimpeded flow of full-strength Nitrous Oxide for an hour or so really hits the spot!

Of course, the “whitening” procedure is always an option, provided one has a few superfluous thousand-dollar bills cluttering up one’s wall safe or bank deposit box. If not, the next best choice is to smile sparingly, which is becoming easier and easier now that Democrats hold majorities in both chambers of Congress and two far left socialists are running for president.

All my misgivings about dentists notwithstanding, I do make it a point to subject myself to an annual dental examination. I do so just to stay abreast of my dying teeth and the various and sundry bridges, fillings, and other dental “necessities” installed to assure a robust Return on Investment for my dentist.

Every year the story is the same: Go for my annual examination and, when the results are in, cancel all vacation and pleasure outings for the year in order to pay the damned dentist!

This year I decided to do things a little differently: I bribed the night janitor to let me take a peek at my file just to see what was actually being recorded about me and my decadent mouth by my so-called dental care professional.

Here is how my dentist documented my examination, by tooth number:

# 7: Re-carpet family room

# 32: Next year–Plasma TV for 2009 Jaguar

The not so good doc summarized the mess with this dilly:

Mr. Lillpop’s overall dental health continues to deteriorate significantly from one year to the next. With a bit of good luck, we should be able to get Paul through Stanford before patient Lillpop dies or runs out of money.

Receptionist note: My brother Axel is a loan broker–give patient Lillpop Axel’s name and number. If all goes well, Lillpop will need a Home Equity Line of Credit to pay for my services next year. Also, ask bro about my referral fee.

Well, that does it! No more dentists for me. I am going to yank all of my teeth in one grand gesture and buy false teeth.

No more brushing! Or flossing! Or cleaning! Or insurance claim rejections!

False teeth: Taking a bite out of the crime called professional dentistry!

Most of Congress lies to us, we know Nancy P has made it the lead of her political polisy. If any one is to be believed in American today the only person with a regonnizlable name is New Your Journalist Seymour Hersh.

Most U.S. citizens realize George Bush’s thirst for war is only trumped by his thirst for liquor. Should we not take legal action to prevent this drunk from pushing out beloved country, our much loved neighbors into yet another Iraq disaster.

Remember Bush promised Iraq would “Welcome” liberation.

Discount priced oil available to us out of gratitude would pay for it, our gas prices drop to under $1.00 a gallon.

Which of thoes lies affected us enough that we can afford to turn our backs on the latest Bush goal, to wreck yet another country’s culture, murder its people, turn more of our military into sub-human killers?

Here’s why we need to STOP BUSH BEFORE HE MURDERS AGAIN! READ “Preparing The Battle Field” by Seymour Hersh http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/04/17/060417fa_fact

By John W. Lillpop      

Those who question the existence of rampant liberal hypocrisy need only consider two major issues of the day to be disabused of all such doubt.

Consider please: Liberals oppose the right of Americans to keep and bear arms, and do so allegedly out of concern for human life and safety. However, those same liberals are bitter proponents of abortion, which is all about terminating human life.

Consider further how the right to bear arms and abortion are reflected in law.

With respect to arms, the second Amendment to the US Constitution reads:

“A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

By definition, gun control is an attempt by government to infringe on the right of the People to keep and bear arms. That makes gun control a violation of the Second Amendment, plain and simple.

Unfortunately, liberal politicians and bureaucrats have snubbed their arrogant noses at the Bill of Rights by promulgating gun restrictions specifically prohibited by the Second Amendment.

However, the Supreme Court ruling of June 26, 2008, overturned a leftist-inspired ban on firearms in Washington, D.C., thereby upholding the Constitutional right to bear arms.

That victory for the People should be very helpful in thwarting future attempts by the left to violate a citizen’s right to bear arms, which is second only to free speech in the Bill of Rights.

While liberals have fought tooth and nail against the Second Amendment, despite its clarity and non-ambiguous language, they have fought just as ferociously to enact a right that simply does not exist in the US Constitution.

That would be the right to an abortion, more factually known as infanticide, the liberal version of human genocide that has resulted in the wanton murder of 50 million innocent lives in America since the Roe V. Wade death sentence was handed down in 1973.

Unlike the provisions of the Second Amendment, the so-called right to abortion is not codified in any of the governing instruments that make our democracy sustainable under the rule of law.

In many ways, abortion is similar to the unseemly manipulation of men and sperm by unethical, immoral women in Kenneth J. Gross’s intriguing book titled, “SHE, Inc.”

In that frightening feminist fantasy, intellectually elite liberal women use science and medicine to assure that their offspring are only female, as part of a grand scheme to usurp abusive male dominance with even more onerous female fascism.

Liberals like those in “SHE, Inc.” have fabricated a non-existent constitutional right out of whole cloth in order to sanctify the brutal extermination of human life deemed too costly, inconvenient, or both, by the women involved.

Those who really care about human life must abandon attempts to neuter the constitutional right of the People to bear arms, and focus instead on the stealth right to abortion that has destroyed 50 million human lives since 1973.