By John Lillpop

When Barack Obama started his fairy tale run for the White House, the operative term was CHANGE.

CHANGE this, CHANGE that, CHANGE everything, was the promise from the charismatic young Marxist who set the nation afire with his naive exuberance, confident demeanor, and ability to send “inevitability Queen” Hillary Clinton back to the US Senate with her tail between her legs and about $20 million missing from her personal checking account.

Those were the heady days of January through May when Obama took on the persona of a rock star, not only in America but also throughout the world.

As a rock star, Obama would probably be a terrific candidate; in fact, he would be nearly unbeatable.

But being commander-in-chief of the most powerful nation on earth is a bit more challenging that that. Indeed, when one is running for the presidency, voters expect the candidate to state his positions clearly and to stick to them.

However, much to the chagrin of dim wits at moveon.orgy and other lefty goons, Barack Obama has started backing away from his agenda of change on an almost daily basis.

Remember these promises?

Elect me, he said, and we will bring the troops home in 16 months.

Elect me, he said, and we will rework NAFTA to meet the needs of American labor.

Elect me, he said, and I will meet with terrorists like Iran`s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without pre-conditions.

Elect me, he said, and there will be no retroactive immunity for phone companies that helped the government implement warrantless wiretapping programs.

In addition, Obama made a commitment to participate in public financing as a way to indemnify his campaign from entanglements with unsavory lobbyists and influence buyers.

Once Hillary Clinton was vanquished and the nomination assured, Barack Obama skated away from his earlier promises apparently with impunity.

Left wing fools like those at moveon.orgy are finally catching on–they have been bamboozled, big time, by the brother with Muslim first, middle, and last names!

Contrary to earlier promises, if elected, Obama will:

NOT bring the troops home in sixteen months;

NOT oppose retroactive immunity for warrantless wiretapping.

And he has already sworn off public financing!

In truth, Barack Obama is nothing more than an old school politician, indistinguishable from all the others who work to assure that the status quo is maintained at all costs.

Still, it is very entertaining to watch the left squirm and squeal as Obama slip slides further and further away from their wrong headed communist agenda!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

Modern medicine has blessed mankind (and indirectly, womankind) with the miracle of Viagara, a costly but effective solution to “Missile Fizzle,” euphemistically known as erectile dysfunction (ED).

Although Viagara is as manna from Heaven to those who suffer the withering effects of ED, medicine appears to have stumbled on a relatively inexpensive alternative that could revolutionize courtship, mating, and, in more severe instances, love itself.

Specifically, scientists in Lubbock, Texas report that a slice of cold watermelon can have almost the same effect on one’s sexual “readiness to serve” as Viagara!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91M5EQ0B&show_article=1

Before delving into the details of watermelon as the cure all for those unable to rise to the occasion in life’s most intimate moments, one should pause to ask, “What sort of perverted scientist would waste laboratory time speculating about the aphrodisiac qualities of watermelon?”

How is it that this hypothesis was even posed in the first place?

Perhaps some cross eyed nerd in a lab coat and face mask too tightly bound to his cranium allowed his fertile mind to wander a bit too much.

If so, he most likely asked himself, “Would watermelon improve the statistical probability of me being able to perform like a stud, instead of a dud, when it comes to intercourse? At a 95 percent confidence level with all “outliers” removed or accounted for?”

Thus was born a federal grant authorized by the FDA for a research project lasting five years and costing taxpayers $10 billion, not including abortion or delivery costs resulting from overly productive experiments!

Watermelon as a love potion will surely change most aspects of romance.

On Valentine’s Day, for instance, amorous-minded males might eschew the traditional gift of chocolates and red roses, and instead bring their fair maiden a slice of cold watermelon and two forks.

Or, in the case of men over 55, two slices of watermelon and one fork, kept securely tucked away in his locked attaché case.

Taking the object of one’s affection out to an expensive five star restaurant for a $200 prime rib dinner could become foolish and “old school” if a $3.50 slice of watermelon could accomplish the same result in one’s apartment!

The only potential drawback would be awkward moments during a first date. How to explain those cold watermelons on the floor between the driver and passenger in one’s convertible Mustang?

Still, the really skilled man will be able to convince his maiden to fetch the watermelon for him. The only question that a properly trained woman should have is, “Seedless or not, love?”

Some women, like the feminist fascists portrayed in the book, “She Inc.” authored by Kenneth J. Gross, will resist fetching watermelons for their men.

Fret not, my male comrades: Without exception, all such women are not worth a slice of valuable watermelon rind anyhow!

SheInc.