Satire By John Lillpop

In his drive to lock up the black and Native American voting blocs for November, Barack Obama recently advised people in those groups that they deserve much more than words of apology.

The candidate did so by saying, in part, “I consistently believe that…. the most important thing for the U.S. government to do is not just offer words, but offer deeds.”

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To those not yet conversant in Obamaease, “deeds” means cold hard cash, as in reparations.

Given Obama’s overwhelming generosity when it comes to giving away other people’s treasure, one wonders why he limited his socialist scheme to blacks and native Americans?

After all, there must be tens of millions of reparations-worthy folk who could be tempted to Vote Obama, provided that the right financial incentives were on the table.

For example, what about Mexicans, both those living here and in Mexico?

Angry white folks stole land rightfully belonging to Mexico more than 150 years ago. Never mind that Mexicans stole the land from Native Americans, the fact is that angry whites conquered the land, established English as the native tongue, and treated Mexicans so poorly that only about 40 million or so have even bothered to come back as illegal aliens!

The devastation to the self-esteem of Mexicans has been enormous.

Think about it: If the “manifest destiny” pursued by white dudes had petered out, say, in Ohio, today the nation of Mexico would be the technology, financial, military, and cultural capitol of the world.

As it is, because land-hungry Caucasians marched relentlessly from sea to shining sea, Mexico has been relegated to a third-world player known mostly for exporting illiterate peasants and salmonella-tainted peppers!

The utter humiliation of being recognized as a Mexican in today’s high-technology, sophisticated world should entitle all persons so victimized to free education, health care, housing, and food, or roughly the equivalent of the McCain-Kennedy amnesty debacle from last summer, courtesy of American taxpayers, of course.

Team Obama has recently committed $20 million in campaign funds to reach out to Latino voters. A far more effective and less expensive (for Obama) alternative would be to promise reparations for all Mexicans on both sides of the border!

Then we have the British.

Yes, I know the Brits are wonky, imperialist Caucasians themselves.

However, in the interest of fairness, Obama should consider the irreparable damage done to the British Empire by that band of angry white men in the 1770s.

You know, Barack, those American rebels who mucked up the world with radical concepts like independence, democracy, freedom, equality, and other contemptuous notions aimed squarely at British Royalty.

Losing their American colony to folks like George Washington, Paul Revere, Thomas Jefferson and other American scalawags devastated the British and eventually cost royalty its preeminence around the globe.

Therefore, Americans must be held accountable for ripping off King George III and the kings and queens that followed. No less than a few trillion dollars should be committed in reparations to the Queen, her mum, and all British subjects deemed reparations-worthy by the ACLU and the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco.

Finally, in the unlikely event that there is a single dime that has not been shipped off to compensate those who have suffered real or imagined abuse at the hands of angry white Americans, Team Obama could look into reparations for the original African ancestors of notable Americans like Oprah Winfrey, Tiger Woods, Michael Jackson, Barry Bonds, and other superstars in the NBA, the NFL and major league baseball.

Africa has seen many of its talented sons and daughters exploited in order to entertain rich white Americans while devastating Africa’s professional basketball, golf, baseball, football, acting, and music industries.

For those crimes, someone should pay. And according to Barack Obama, that “someone” should be American taxpayers!

* WND: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/?pageId=71043

While listening to major marketers last week the Leader’s best question was: What would you do if you lost everything?”
Many Americans are very close to that edge.
George and I have something in common, we both think the public isn’t very smart. George for letting his criminal crowd rob you blind, me for you letting George and his criminal crowd rob you blind.
That aside unlike George I actually care about people in society. When hearing that food prices inflated 11% just since January of this year I started thinking up ways we could survive George and his criminal crowd, of both political parties by the way, Rrepubcrats and Demolicans.

Keeping what they have not yet stolen from us, still in our purses and pockets was the answer.
“We must eat” you say? Yes, indeed. So let’s get smart about at least that- Dinner On a Dollar was born July ‘08.
Together was can more then get through these times of outrageous oil company greed, pork barrel ear-mark thieving politicians who have sold American to special interest murdering military contractors and killer-side-effects pharmaceutical companies.

Let’s ban together to save what we can. Dinner On a Dollar needs your recipes. Meals one can create for even $1.99, just not $2.00. This could mean a main rice dish to serve 4 with $5.99 left over to fill out the menu.

Please send your ideas and recipes to hungry@dinneronadollar.com

Happy Eating.

By John W. Lillpop

President George W. Bush solidified his liberal credentials on July 30 when he signed a billion dollar giveaway to irresponsible home buyers, greedy, bloodsucking lenders, and two private institutions, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, created by Congress to stabilize, not devastate, the home lending industry.

With his signature, President Bush transferred the responsibility for poor judgment and fiscally reckless (perhaps criminal) behavior from the involved parties onto the backs of American taxpayers.

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Most Americans handle their finances responsibly, seeking to live within their means and without being a burden to society. As it turns out, such people are complete fools, at least according to President Bush and the US Congress.

In view of the huge bail out signed into law, several questions immediately come to mind:

*Why should any responsible citizen scrimp and save when those who engage in reckless and irresponsible behavior can count on being bailed out with taxpayer money?

*Where is the clarion call for congressional investigations to get to the bottom of this scandalous rip off?

*Why are the involved CEOs in the lending community and at Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae not subpoenaed to testify under oath before congress?

*Where are all of those do-gooder “public servants” who claim to be committed to oversight of the administration on behalf of the American people?

The bottom line question: Does anyone really care about personal responsibility and integrity anymore?

Satire By John W. Lillpop

South Los Angeles is notorious for poverty, crime, illegal aliens, and unhealthy food served at fast food flophouses.

Which is why the LA City Council may step in by imposing a moratorium on new fast-food joints in the poorest part of town, where a seven course meal often consists of a greasy taco and a six pack of warm Mexican beer!

Like all muddled socialists, meddling City Council members claim they are only acting to protect the people.

Translated that means that City Council know-it-alls believe that everyday folk in South Los Angeles are too stupid to realize that their diets reek of unhealthy levels of salt, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates, and other no-no ingredients.

According to these bleeding heart elitists, consumption of fast foods can lead to obesity, heart disease, diabetes, and other complications that poor people without health insurance simply cannot afford.

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Given this preemptive strike by do-gooders with too much time on their hands, perhaps locals, or locos to be more exact, should be forced to stuff their faces with Soy products rather than rice, beans, and refried hamburger?

What is that you say? Soy-based foods, from miso soup and tofu to soy burgers, can significantly reduce a man’s sperm count?

Which means less overpopulation from the unwashed masses who haunt South LA?

That settles it! Take out the Taco Bell and El Pollo Loco joints, and replace them with Soy drive-ins!

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        By John W. Lillpop

Barack Obama’s grand tour across the Middle East and Europe was supposed to shore up the candidate’s non-existent foreign policy and equally vacuous commander-in-chief credentials.

In order to control the news sent stateside, Team Obama took the extraordinary step of taking most of the mainstream media along. The idea was to chronicle the rabid fervor with which Obamamania is conquering the continent, thereby imbuing American voters with the “inevitability” of an Obama presidency.

As Europe goes, so goes America, right?

Thankfully, that is not right!

Team Obama would have hijacked scores of paparazzi for the trip as well, but decided to leave the photo freaks at home just in case John McCain collapsed from old age, or was found standing alone at a campaign rally in New Hampshire.

Strategy wonks working for Obama reasoned that John McCain could lapse into a “senior moment” at any time. Paparazzi slime balls and their unforgiving cameras would be vital to assuring that no stumble by the old man went unnoticed and unpublicized.

Despite the best efforts of Obama and his troupe of adoring news anchors, the 10-day love in with the Middle East and Europe served to confirm, with great finality, the fact that Barack Obama lacks the requisite judgment, character, and patriotism to serve as president of these great United States.

Obama’s lack of judgment became obvious when he continued to defend his wrong-headed vote against the “surge” in Iraq.

Contrary to what Obama says, the surge is generally accepted as a success by most responsible politicians; Obama’s stubborn refusal to admit that he was mistaken is nearly as problematic as his faulty judgment.

Obama’s disgusting lack of character was exposed by his outrageous refusal to visit injured US troops. Grandstanding before hundreds of thousands of America-hating Europeans was apparently more important than honoring American men and women cut down while serving in harm’s way on behalf of our country and way of life.

Questions about the candidate’s patriotism were put to rest when the emblem of American flag was removed from the tail of the campaign aircraft.

Excessive displays of patriotism and gaudy Americanism might give Europeans the wrong idea about the candidate’s commitment to neutering America in order to fit it with the rest of the world, right Barack?

Now that Obama has come home there should be no lingering doubts about his lack of qualifications to be president.

The great-unanswered question: Will American voters finally accept the truth about Barack Obama?

June 26, 2008

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814

Dear Governor:

Representative Tom Tancredo (R-Littleton) has recently written you with suggestions for dealing with the huge budget problems that confront you and the people of California.

Rep. Tancredo wisely points out that many billions of dollars are being spent to provide public services to illegal aliens, people who should not even be in America or California, and whom most assuredly are not entitled to feed at the public trough.

This past week, you proposed to reduce the income of 200,000 state employees in order to end the budget impasse. Your proposal would force state employees to live on the federal minimum wage, currently $6.55 an hour.

As you are aware, state employees are American citizens who have mortgages to pay, children to educate, and lives to live. Moreover, state employees are public servants, rather than public sponges, as is the case with illegal aliens.

Furthermore, recent events in San Francisco have made it tragically clear that the damage inflicted by illegal aliens is not limited to pilfering state resources.

Specifically, on June 22 an illegal alien from El Salvador, named Edwin Ramos, allegedly shot and killed an American man and his two sons after an argument at a traffic light.

Ramos, a twice-convicted felon, should have been deported years ago.

However, because San Francisco is a Sanctuary City, Ramos was allowed to remain in The City where he snuffed out the lives of three Americans.

From this incident and the current state budget fiasco ensues a critical question:

Why are American lives and taxpayer dollars being sacrificed in order to shield illegal aliens?

With all due respect from one whom has voted for you twice, purging the funds spent on illegal aliens is far more compassionate and responsible than punishing American citizens who work to benefit the public.

In addition, removing illegal aliens from the public trough would have the added benefit of causing these uninvited, unwelcome interlopers to self-deport, while at the same discouraging millions of others from coming here in the first place.

Forcing illegal aliens to leave our beautiful state would make our home a safer, healthier environment for all American citizens.

I encourage you to adopt the suggestions provided by Rep. Tancredo.

California must not raise taxes or take other punitive actions against American citizens while ignoring the financial and criminal damage inflicted by illegal aliens.

Sincerely,

John W. Lillpop

Europe All Agog Over Obama. So?

 By John W. Lillpop

Europe’s complete obsession with Barack Obama should come as no great surprise to anyone familiar with the candidate’s leftist agenda and Europe’s death wish for America.

After all, Obama is an anti-American Marxist who ridicules American citizens for speaking English, opposes military action taken to defeat terrorism and Al-Quaeda in Iraq, and who rails against ICE for enforcing immigration laws here at home.

Until quite recently, Obama attended a church where the pastor blamed America for 9/11 and screamed “GD America!” during Sunday worship.

Barack Obama is beloved in Europe because he hates America as much, or more, than most Europeans do. He is adored because of his contempt for George W. Bush, the only leader in the world who has waged a consistent and unflagging war against terrorists and their sponsors.

Barack Hussein Obama is a deity to Europe because he has three Muslim names, has dabbled in drugs, does not have the character to give up cigarettes, and counts seedy sleaze balls among his closest associates.

Above all else, Europe is agog over Barack Obama because the candidate has no domestic or foreign credentials, has none of the executive experience needed to serve as president, and is not committed to the best interests of the United States!

In short, Europeans believe that an Obama administration would weaken America’s economic, political, and military dominance throughout the world.

Although America’s mainstream media is promoting Obamamania in Europe as good news, the exact opposite is true. Obama’s glorification in Europe is yet another reason to vote against this Jihad Marxist!

By John W. Lillpop

Barack Obama recently accused America of domestic terrorism against illegal aliens when he said:

“…communities are terrorized by ICE immigration raids, when nursing mothers are torn from their babies, when children come home from school to find their parents missing,…”

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With all due respect, senator, babies torn from their nursing mothers will not starve, and children who come home to find their criminal parents missing will survive.

Furthermore, ICE raids are a vital tool in the war against illegal aliens. We need a 1000 percent increase in ICE raids, regardless of the impact on nursing babies!

Being caught up in an immigration raid may be inconvenient and unpleasant, but it is not, in and of itself, a life and death circumstance.

On the other hand, Americans who fall victim to terrorism at the hands of illegal aliens are not always so fortunate. Take the case of Tony Bologna and his two sons, for instance.

The Bolognas were allegedly murdered in San Francisco by an illegal alien from El Salvador, named Edwin Ramos. Ramos is a wretched monster, who had been convicted of two violent felonies earlier in his life, crimes committed while he was a juvenile illegal alien.

In most venues, Ramos would have been escorted out of town at the blunt end of a boot worn by a deportation officer.

Unfortunately, San Francisco is run by “progressive” lunatics who have designated their town as a Sanctuary City, where federal law and common sense have no standing when it comes to illegal aliens.

As a result, Edwin Ramos, a twice-convicted felon, was able to remain in San Francisco where he killed three members of the Bologna family during a road rage incident.

The real terrorists in this case are Mayor Gavin Newsom, the Board of Supervisors and other idiots in power who concern themselves with the welfare of illegal aliens and nursing babies while the well being of Americans is ignored.

Again, Mayor Newsom and his band of arrogant leftist outlaws must stop bleeding heart pandering to illegal aliens and start protecting and defending the lives of Americans!